take unlike on this video if you love united

So just to be clear haaland is English?

Haaland comes to united wait and watch

1:45 That BURN, damn Irish guy, chill he has a family

Its football not a modeling contest

Ahhh håland ugly now.... and because of that he aint marketable ffs u sound dumb

8 million followers on insta-not marketsble make it make sense

What does this bullshit have to do about his football talent stfu and get to his talent, 4 mins talking about what he looks like who cares

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Oh, and in case you forgot, Dortmund are in dire financial straits. They need money now desperately, as clubs with the largest dependence on match day revenue being particularly damaged by COVID. Facing losing him for peanuts next year, Dortmund will sell to whoever puts up the most cash, and that certainly could be United, dumbass.

? Barcelona are bankrupt. Real Madrid are also having severe money issues, and many consider this their worst team in recent memory. They need to buy to sell and supposedly have prioritized Mbappe. PSG play in a joke league, Haaland wants a challenge. He wants out of the Bundesliga so Bayern’s out. That the leaves the premier league, 3 teams have the money. Chelsea spend 260 million last summer, including on a new striker, but who knows with Abromovich, so thats an option. City is certainly an option, they spend recklessly without consequence (look at Pep’s half billion spent on fullbacks), and his father played there. For 38 games, and left before Eerlings 3rd birthday. His father played twice as many games for Leeds. Manchester City still plays important matches to a half full stadium, they have zero history (before the oil lords descended upon Manchester a decade ago) and even less worldwide relevance. Like it or not, Manchester United are the biggest and most successful club in English football history, and if Haaland continues this run of form he would become a global superstar, earns hundreds of millions in sponsorships, and play before 80,000 people every week in one of Europe’s football cathedrals. Hed be playing with excellent group of young players, linking up with Rashford and the league’s best player in the last year, Bruno Fernandes. Oh and he’d be coached by the man who gave him start in football, a close family friend and mentor in Ole. In case you forgot, United are in 2nd place, and are the most valuable team in English football. Any of those 3 clubs, City, Chelsea, and United could get him. You are a loudmouth idiot who probably couldn’t kick a ball to save his life.

This guy is awful. There is zero football analysis, its just a bunch of slagging of Haaland based on his appearance. Its so hilarious when you mock Erling’s paternity, and Roy Keane’s children for working lowly “normal” jobs like being a banker. How many great players have sons that then become a great player in any sport? A handful, moron. Now who’s he gonna sign for

I forgot Pele and Ronaldhino and Zidane and Zlatan looked like Greek gods. What is this video?

shutup coz he will play if he'll want to join united

Well ur wrong ain’t u since he’s in talks with them

Instead of Haaland we got Piere Michel Lassoga, fuck sake

Instead of Haaland we got Piere Michel Lassoga, fuck sake

This person sits in a basement and speaks to earn money he has no right to crack joke on anyone

The fact he keep getting his production wrong gives me hope

Haland is absolute gold during interviews! The guy is unique and I love it!

That's alot of words in 10 minutes

Imagine a prime ozil giving chances on a plate to haland. God i would love to see that

Stop think of it like this Roy Kean made young Hàrland.... and Manchester United and Hàrland are a perfect match

They probably showed him a video of their new trainers.... 😉😉

This guy actually dissed håland for about 3 minutes straight

what is this clown talking about go brush your teeth

This guy tries so hard to be funny that it takes 11minutes to get a 2 minute point across.

thank you for making this prediction. As a ManU fan, and seeing how particularly horrible some of your predictions have been, I'm happy to now anticipate his arrival

Cat food for breakfast😂😂

Real Madrid signed Thomas Gravesen. Its not impossible.

Schmeichel had no problem doing the dirty on United, trust me it really doesn't matter that much, especially since Haaland and Solskjaer already have a good connection.

Halaand is handsome. No lie

Considering your normal predictions Harland will become a Man Utd legend

First 3 minutes in and only heard about Haaland's looks ...

let's hope you'll be just as right as about this like when you said Lingard will be shit for West Ham XD

"I was baptized in a Burger King toilet" Irish Guy

Good, we dont want Shrek

The narrator appears drunk if you play at 0.75 speed.

Would take haaland at lfc

Your pronunciation of "Inge" is to be expected

Mbappe kinda looks like a ninja turtle though

Haaland + Bielsa would be fine art

Big name strikers. Shows pic of fucking morata. OK. Probably won't come chelsea. But if he did. He'd be incredible

Good

Haaland is the best of the two

He’s just bullying halland 😂😂😂

Haaland to Arsenal !!😌

we don’t know we’re he is going yet it might be Manchester United it might not be but this is his decision!

HITC... what are you trying to do? Ennoying everybody?

Bielsa makes Banford watch footage of Erling as part of his training

Thank God the Irish guy predicted he won't go to united. He must come now

Did irish guy change his home and get a chair!!!! My god he is getting rich

No offence u didn’t make me luagh ur jokes r very dead

Haaland Will go to Bayern

you're too funny

This is fake cause her gold Build that Chelsea has no chance & he will go to ether Man Utd Liverpool & Man City in the premier League so Man Utd has the money & Haaland wants to come so we have more chance than Chelsea

They definitely showed him the yellow Dortmund ball and he wanted to sleep with it.... lol

Haaland at 20 was better than Mbappe at 20, Mbappe has obviously achieved more but hes been playing for the best team in a farmers league

No

This guys hatin in halland

This is more like a confusing rant at haaland than why he shouldn’t sign for united

We get it you and mbappe are gay boys

"Haaland is so ugly" Ahem.. Rooney did quite well all things considered 🤔

in the next 5-7 yeasr it would be haaland vs mbappe

I'm now sure that this guy knows nothing about football he is just so convincing with his non stop talking and lame ass jokes

ngl u look about 45 then in ur mid twenties......

Inshallah

Why did he have to jinx Haaland now he is gonna go to Man U

coming to man city bro

People will like him even more his starts banging in goals for their favorite team.

damn I acc think Haaland is really good looking🥲

June 2021. Håland and Sancho sign for Man United

I seem to remember the last time I trusted what you said, you ended up with soggy weetabix on your face 🤔

Mate Brazilians spray painted a massive Gabriel Jesus in the favelas and the man looks like he’s had an allergic reaction to peanuts.

To be fair Dortmund is a better run club than United

Why is half the video about how Mbappe looks like a greek god and haaland apparently looks like a grinch? For future videos, please cut down on the nonsensical thrashtalk 🤫

Haaland will have depression if he watches this

Man United fans trying to explain why they will sign every top player in the world and win the league next year.

United didn't go ahead with the signing because of the buyout clause demands

You're in your mid twenties and this is your job.... i'm in my mid twenties and don't have a job :,(

HEPATHLON

The guys unfortunate looking but you clearly have issues yourself with image cause the first thing you spoke about was the middle aged pensioners NLposts and its success. Quite a jealous person. When players are so talented the looks don't matter. They start to look cool anyway. Ronaldo had the worst teeth in the world when he first started and Messi looked like a womble. Most Norwegians have Weird flat faces so it's just normal for them.

Why do you keep on looking down for? I that where you keep your rant notes? Random thought but would it not be easier to have them where the camera is? Teleprompter/autocue?

I would rather take haaland at anfield over mbappe for a few reasons. 1) already has british citizenship so no legal issues for visa's. 2) he plays in a more competitive league and has shown similar capabilities to mbappe in the champions league 3) he probably hates united for what keane did to his dad 4) he is used to the german pressing football jurgen plays 5) he won't have to relearn YNWA 6) watching him play he is also more willing to play build up play and pass whereas mbappe is more of your typical selfish striker not that there's anything wrong with that it's just because of haalands more 3 dimensional role in dortmund i believe he would suit our front three's playing style better than mbappe. But in the end if haaland is lost I'd still gladly take mbappe. Honestly wouldn't complain if Lfc got either of them. Just realistically haaland looks the better option.

Ok. Now stop spending half the video being so god damn judgemental and get a fucking mirror

hallnd has more more tallent then any irish player since 1999

This is just fucking rude.

see you in 25 years when Charlie Adam's son plays for Barcelona

I can see haaland going to chelsea

Ua a halaand hater

Håland in interviews is the absolute best. they ask him a question and he answers.

Bro this guy so unfunny wtf, I beg u change ur repetitive joke structure and delivery. What ever gets u views I guess tho 🤷‍♂️ doubt anyone could do a better job tho lol football so bleak these days

haaland has far more charisma than mbappe he trolls in interviews and mixes it up from the usual boring answers and soundbites that every pro gives. reminds me of zlatan.

Video idea: Top 10 worst premier league centre backs of all time

I don’t believe Haaland will play for United but the fact that this idiot made a video saying he won’t means he probably will. This is the same guy that took the piss out of West Ham for signing Lingard and said Villa will get relegated.

He's joining chelsea

Haaland will struggle at united. And with the way city spam x he won't enjoy the passing. He would be suited to a tuchel team( not cfc) I think bayern is best for now

Haaland is super buu

He’s super bull

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